Not going there....

After one of the worst days I have ever had at my job, I went home and got my nails done because I needed to do something for ME. They are now tiger striped, which I believe is fitting. Yes, yesterday actually was worse than the rest of the week, but the Fates again, have decided to teach my a lesson. I went to lunch with a friend and proceeded to make my Cafe Rio salad fly off of the table, over the top of my head, and splatter against a wall.....and all I could say was "Holy hell I am a dumbass sometimes!" which made the poor chic I was with able to breath again because she was expecting me to flip out because I had been ranting and screaming for almost 30 minutes about how pissed I was about all the political bullshit at my work. Oh, and this after I started the day off by telling a co-worker to Fuck Off loud enough that the pit boss heard me. Then when we got back from lunch, the Pit Boss called me into her office...just to chat because she knew I was having a rough day. How nice was that?

Anyways, the weekend is shaping up nicely...more plans. The folks and I are going to breakfast on Saturday and then we are going to go and get them a new mattress! Oh, and Dylan's great grandpa is now home from the hospital and seems to be doing better.

Hope all is well in the world for the rest of you..

Oh, and Janet, please don't committ mobile parkicide.....I don't want to have to visit you and whatever big woman makes you here bitch at the Point....

Yup....

Let me catch you up.....1) Tiny is all better, hated me for two weeks, and is now considering me not the evil spawn of Satan, but morel like the cute chic that feeds him. 2) My broken neck brother Ladd is doing really well. He did not break the first vertebrae, pulverized the second, and made a mess of the third. However, no chips have moved so he is in a hard neck collar for 6 to 8 weeks. 3) Dylan's great grandfather is in the hospital due to dehydration and ???? They are running tests to find out what the deal is...and 4)I have been working hellacious hours AGAIN.

And the note of work, I have a project....I get to write a synopsis, no certain length, of exactly what my job consists of and how long each particular task takes, what is involved, blah blah blah AND the synospsis of customer service..TOMORROW! Yep, I'm a happy fucking camper....BECAUSE if it is taking me 2-4 hours extra every friggin' day to do my job, exactly when do I have the time to write a fucking term paper!!!

Anyways.....thankfully I have a few people who are keeping me sane....Janet, Dylan, Connie and Toni....thank god for their IM's and e-mails of sunshine all day long to let me know that they love me and that I can get the death penalty for going postal......

Damn, only two days until the weekend and I am booked solid and have over booked a day. I had to graciously beg the beautiful Janet and Connie to let me dogg them on Friday and reschedule our dinner and fun until next weekend because who knows when I will be out of there. I promise to make it up to you both and not embaress you a lot publicly when we go out....unless it is okay to show my boobs to our waitresses or waiters for extra croutons on the salad (wink and kidding DYLAN).

So what fun things does everybody else have planned for the weekend?

Oh, and keep in mind, today is the 10th and there are only 11 shopping days until Janet's b-day and 12 until mine......

Worse Sunday....

I woke up this morning feeling better, but having tempted the Fates, I should have expected the emotional ass kicking I have received. My second hamster, Bubba, passed away sometime last night and I found his beautiful body curled up in his little house in a look of peace and sleep just before Dylan was to pick me up for our Sunday outings. Needless to say, I was the worst company in the world and ended up having to have Dylan bring me home because I can't keep it together and was horrible, wretched company. We did manage to go and see the ducks, then we went to see "Mr. Deeds", which I believe Dylan enjoyed (and to which I cried quietly through the whole movie) and then went to dinner and that was as far as I could make it. So, since I have been home I have cleaned out his cage and moved everything to my den so I don't have to see it...now just sits an empty table. I think it is going to be awhile before I am going to get another hamster....this is just getting to be too difficult. Don't ever tempt the Fates.....

Oh, and Connie....here is me with my mouth shut.......

Not such a good Saturday.....

Woke up not feeling very well. I had this weird pain that circle all the way around my waist, spending most if its time causing me pain in the lower back and the lower abdominal area. So, I used this as an excuse to spend my entire Saturday doing NOTHING. I find myself to be very pathetic and weak in that I have to find an excuse to spend a day doing nothing, enjoying the relaxation and mind numbing qualities of just watching tv, reading, napping. I feel that I am 1) worrying, 2) irritating, and 3) disappointing others in my life if I decide to spend a day doing nothing, so I try to avoid those type of days, but yesterday just could not be avoided. I spent most of the day with heating pads on me and ended up even going to bed with two on me. I thought it had a lot to do with the July 4th activities and not allowing my body a chance to start to ache since Friday was so hectic but I am beginning to believe differntly. I actually think that I hurt myself picking up a huge package from Costco. I guess I should have realized that something was wrong when I picked it up (and yes, I did bend the knees) and I heard a couple of pops and felt a tear...but that is pretty normal for me since I am ALWAYS popping and tearing something with all the yard work I love to do. Oh well, sleeping with the heating pads has made me feel almost 100% better today.

So, Dylan and his mom went shopping for my b-day yesterday (giggle......)

Today Dylan and I are going to the duck park and hopefully, I will have a hilarious story to tell you about the goose holding Dylan down and anally raping him instead of just attacking him like he usually does. Then after that, we really don't have a lot planned, other than trying to hide from the heat. Does anybody remember it being this hot for this long? I love the heat, but it really frightens me how badly it affects some people....namely Dylan and his mom. Both can only stand being in it for about 10 minutes and it totally zaps all their strength....you can almost see them melting before your eyes.

Hmmm....now, you do realize TWO very important events are coming up....Halloween and my b-day....mark them on the calendar kids......oh, yeah, and Janet's b-day is just the day before mine so there are actually THREE important events coming up........what we gonna do Janet?????