Friday, May 17, 2002

These are just opinions that I hold......>

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're
saying.(This accounts for most of the head tilting behavior.)
10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
19. What am I, flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny-butt opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office; it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career - turns out I just wanted paychecks.
39. SURE, you came up with that idea.
> 40. I'd love to help you, but it's 5:00 PM.

The highlighted ones are the ones I feel are most appropriate for me.......don't you agree????

Thursday, May 16, 2002


I guarantee if you start your day with me by jumping down my throat and trying to crawl out my ass, I will probably not be happy with you for the rest of the day!

Anyways, Dylan's b-day on Tuesday was a lot of fun!!! We went to dinner with his family to the Rodizio, his dad was actually in control, and had a meat fiesta! He was spoiled, as always, and seemed to have a great time....I know that I did!!

Work has been delightful! The stress level for myself has been so overwhelming that I just go into automatic pilot the moment I get into my car in the morning and don't come out of that until I leave. Then I go home and ususally do about three hours of yardwork......the insanity that I call my life! Thank the Goddess that I have the ability to go home and relax by doing the yardwork or I probably would be dangerous!

Soooooo, what is the deal with everybody else not being able to update their blogs????

Sunday, May 12, 2002

Oh yeah......

Pet you see the ring on my left hand? In my world, and most others, that is a statement of my love and committment to another person. I have no idea what other people believe it stand for, but when the MAJORITY of people believe the way that I do, I think to the other folk it should mean...."Flirting is okay, as long as you don't cross any lines...when you do cross that line, then you should expect for me to get upset and probably say things to you that will hurt your feelings and that I won't regret.....ever." I know I probably give off some strange vibe to people to let them think it is okay to touch me inappropriately or say things to me that go beyond flirting, but for some people, there is no excuse for their lewd behavior!

Never again......

Never again will I make any sort of attempt to see Motorhead! I took off Thursday and Friday from work so that I could make the yeard pretty for Mother's day. Spent all day Thursday getting over $200 in plants and spent all Friday morning, running like a crazy woman, to get the front yard planted before it started to rain. Then I got all cute so we could go see Motorhead, which turns out, was advertised incorrectly and was not until Saturday! Well, I through a temper tantrum that night, which was not nice, because it was based upon the fact that I don't handle change well to my plans. Soooo, Saturday I spent with Dylan doing a bunch of running around and then we went to Motorhead....again. The doors were suppose to be open at 5:00 and they opened them at 6:45. Sooooo, we sat in the car until 7:00 and then it started to rain pretty hard. We ran to Bricks, got inside to find out that Motorhead would not be appearing!! Needless to say, was not a happy girl again, but the unhappiness steming from the fact that Dylan was upset! Never again will I try to see them!!!

Never again will I eat 7-11 nachos! The jalapenos were horribly hot and I am paying for that today with a stomache that is trying to gain access to fresh oxygen by just coming out through my belly-button!! It started almost immediatly after I had my first bite and I remember thinking, "Why is it that I quit eating these??"....hello Lorene-dumbass!!! No more killer nachos from the 7-11.

Sooooo, Dylan's birthday is this Tuesday....don't forget to harass him!