I honestly don't believe any rant with compare to this.......

I am so very beyond pissed off right now, that if I was not at work I would probably be screaming words that would make most men tuck their tails and run in fear!!!!! I have a co-worker, who I not only hate because of her aggressive stupidity, but also because the world is all about HER. She comes and goes as she pleases. Case in point, she apparently had a "doctor appointment" today that she was to attend during her lunch hour. Before I got back from lunch, which is the hour before hers, she was gone. That was prior to noon. It is now 3:08 pm and she still has not returned!!! That left the person that had asked for the afternoon off, having to stay late!! Okay, why does this make me angry, you may ask? Because of the fact that she is always pulling stunts like this that take advantage of her boss, as well as, her co-workers. And of course, she always has a pathetic sob story to go along with it. Thankfully, my boss if fully aware, NOW, that she is full of putrid SHIT! Oh, if capital punishment was allowed in the workplace........

Has anybody, other than Dylan, ever visited Uproar.com? Well, I have a new addiction, and it would be that damnable website! There is a game in there called Color Code and I could sit and play that stupid, mindless game for hours! Why is that, you may ask? It is because it is exactly as I stated...MINDLESS!! I think my mind has sought this game out for a moment of relaxtion from my unending desire to analyze anything that breathes!

Okay, let me fill you in on my day at work yesterday...at least the end of the day. The woman that sits next to me decides to talk to me. Well, in the middle of her discussion I hear the very voice of HELL boom out (and names are being changed to protect people's privacy), "SARA, IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO, YOU LET ME KNOW! IF YOU ARE BORED, I HAVE A PROJECT THAT YOU CAN DO. I HAVE 90 THOUSAND PENDS THAT NEED TO BE RELEASED AND IF YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK YOU HAVE TIME TO DO THAT REPORT!!!" Anyways there was more banter between the voice of hell, namely my BIG boss, and "Sara" which consisted of "Sara" trying to explain why it is necessary to take a break to talk. Then my BIG boss, who up to this point I could not see, came over to see what I was doing, patted me on the back and winked at me (which is her way of saying that the outburst was not directed at me) and walked off. Why am I choosing to tell you this? Because this BIG boss of mine HAS COMPLETELY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!! And as most of you know, I am not fearful of many women!!! She is the coolest woman in the world!!!

Also, to answer a question...Yes, Scott you are definatly one of my boys!!! I would agree on the Tab....too a certain extent (don't try to change my mind on this). HOWEVER, my boys have all had their experiences with psychotic women and I truly don't understand why a good woman cannot see my boys for the wonderful, loving, funny, intelligent, handsome, and all over fantastic human beings that they are and STAY WITH THEM!!!! I was one of those "psychotic women" in high school and I treated Dylan like human waste. However, I grew up!!! Thankfully in that growing up process, Dylan and I weren't together so I can attribute the "growing experience" to myself. But I digress. What is up with most women???????? I blame this completely on women and not on my boys!!!!!!!

Here at work and doing good! Is that a change for me or what?!?! Actually I think it has a lot to do with the fact that now I am working out reguarly, I have much more energy, and it has helped my attitude a great deal. You would never know that from some of my blogs, but it has!

Here is my morning rant for all of you.....

I love my boys! They are the best boys in the whole world and each one of them has made me soooo proud for many, many reasons. What I want to know is this....Why is that really nice guys, like my boys, can only seem to attract women that are 1) insane, 2) horribly rotten and mean, 3) a combination of both! Is it true that girls want the bad boys only?????

oooppps...sorry, it was not "dick slinging" it was "slinging some dick." Needed to correct myself.......

Yes, another rant......or a continuation???

Am I the only person that has ever met another person that is so preoccupied with themselves that they believe that they have a HUGE impact on every person they meet...no matter the insignificance of the meeting!!!!!????? I was just wondering because I have had a few concerned e-mails on my last rant. I know I can't be the only one, can I? I am just disturbed at people who believe that every encounter, regardless if it be a lover or somebody you walk by on the street, that they have to be a major player in their lives! I am startled by that thought process. I have many friends in my life, close friends, who I try to help with any problem they have....if it is allowed and wanted. HOWEVER with acquaintances, that is all they are. AND NEVER do I try to seem to make myself more important in somebody's life than the status that I should hold in their life. I never presume what my significance is, and usually I underestimate it (sorry Dylan). Is it me????? Please, God, tell me that there are others out there that have come across this same type of persona and that I am not alone........

Rant again....

This is for those people who insist on embaressing me in public, for the sheer glee of doing so...namely my buddy Jer-Bear. I swear if you ever yell "dick slinging" again in a public place with me near by, I will lovingly grab your testicles and wrap them around your head three times. It is a good thing I wuv you and you carry a gun!!!! Was it me, or did anybody else think that they manager who opened the door for us looked happy we were leaving?????????

We saw "the Mummy" this weekend...and for the first time in my life, I have to agree with Jeff and his review of the movie. Even though the Rock was in the movie, and showed off his physique to its finest, the movie SUCKED! The little boy was so damn irritating that if they killed him off in a bloody splatter of matter against a wall in the first five minutes of the movie, it would have actually improved it!! However, the day was saved by the fact that I got to see my good friends, spend some quality time listening to "dick slinging" being yelled across the Chili's restaraunt by Jeremy! All in all, the afternoon was wonderful!

I also understand, from reading the Juggin' blog, that I will be listening to the Jam. This is great with me, if only somebody would tell me what the hell they sing!!!!!!!!

Would you all like to hear the latest rant.....Fucking GOOD!!!!! I cannot stand people who like to play "mind games" but have no idea how!! Please, for the love of GOD, do NOT try to play mind games with somebody that not only plays the games...but is the MASTER! That is aggressive stupidity!!

Alright.......