Why Halloween is better than sex...
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
Oh, the bad voices....
W H A T E V E R ! ! !
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Monday, October 11, 2004
Dear Diary Monday....
I am so proud of my friend Shane.....go here....http://www.sltrib.com/homeandfamily/ci_2425416
posted by Lorene @ 1:13 PM 0 Comments
Sunday, October 10, 2004
Dear Diary Sunday
We are home and had a great time in Vegas. We actually got home on Friday, but I have been too busy to be really wanting to sit in front of a computer.
We managed to find some really wonderful Halloween stores where Dylan actually found a Halloween costume. We did a great deal of shopping, ate some wonderful food, and just spent a lot of time relaxing and being together.
Saturday we spent the day doing some more shopping and running errands. We are also taking care of Dylan's folks house and pets, and starting this Friday, will be taking care of my folks house and pets. It is going to be a crazy couple of weeks.
Dylan and I have been really doing some much needed talking and it has been so much fun having "fun" again with each other now that life has finally settled down. It is great to have such a wonderful friend in my life.
posted by Lorene @ 8:14 AM 0 Comments
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