Dear Diary Saturday...

Thanks to my beautiful friend, Connie, my morning started out perfectly....with tears, with happiness, and with immense joy....and a HUGE "I TOLD YOU SO!"....she will explain more to you later....

Well, took two of the ten kitties into the vet....both Boogie Monster and Sheba the Queen were in perfect health, other than a little tartar. They received all of their shots and I will be starting them BOTH on a regular tooth cleaning habit including a tooth brush....I am just thrilled over the prospects of losing all of my fingers, having my hands scratched to pieces, and having several veins opened up because of this. Oh, what we do for love.... I then went and did some shopping, typical Saturday stuff, came home and crashed on the couch for about 15 minutes and woke up with the WORST migraine I have had in awhile. Guess what caused it? Yep, I am now the happy addict to caffeine!! I did not have any caffeine today, and this is what it has caused. Again, I can not begin to express how thrilled I am.....

Okay, because Dylan asked: When I worked at First Health in Customer Service, we had a large meeting regarding "how to be the happy, chipper, customer service representative." It basically was the most unnerving meeting I ever sat through because we had to watch a video and, to sum it up, they wanted us to paste a "happy face" on our monitors are work so every time we answered the phone, we would see the happy face and we would be happy people. So, they send us all back to our desks after watching the cult-like video, with a packet to read...and low and behold, in the back of the packet is that horrible, wretched HAPPY FACE we are to cut out and paste to our monitors. Well, I cut it out, made about 40 copies, colored each and every one of them with demonic eyes, horns, horrible mouths, then cut out individuals arms and hands with a single finger salute sticking out, made backs for them so that they would be sturdy, and taped each one to every one's cubie wall so that it stuck out so when you walked down the aisle you would see these "happy customer service" faces saluting you. Well, the whole aisle thought it was a great idea, we had a wonderful time doing it UNTIL the Vice President came walking down the aisle, saw the little demons, and knew exactly who had done it and I got called into his office over it. The demons did not come down, but he was not happy with me.