Before you all hear the story.....

Yes, I did get very drunk last night at Dylan's. Yes, I did discuss masturbation with Jeremy. Yes, I did sit and laugh all night at scary movies and at stuff that nobody else could see. Yes, I did say stuff that I probably should not have, but at this time can not recall any of it. NO I DID NOT GET SICK. NO I DO NOT HAVE A HANGOVER. NO I WILL NEVER DRINK TEQUILLA AGAIN. Nuff' said?