Let me just be frank....PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.

Yes, you read it here first. That is the tone of the day and my opinion of most people in this world. There are degrees to which a person could be an asshole, and let me explain:

1) Almost never: these are the people that only become an asshole every so often, almost never, and usually only in the worst situation.
2) Part-time assholes: those are people that are assholes about 50% of the time...almost everybody would fall into that category.
3) Religious assholes: those are the people that live to be an asshole, that pray everyday to become a bigger and better asshole. Those are the people that I talk to on the phone.